New Domain, New Me

14 July 2022

That's right. Official domain. Welcome to callumhouse.co.uk.

We're in this shit for the long haul motherfuckers. New, exciting, less depressing, less political, slur-free blogs. I may be slightly manic today but believe me when I say I will write blogs I love every single day of the rest of my motherfucking nightmarish hell-scape of a life. I never lie. It's physically impossible for me to lie. Like that bitch from that film with Daniel Craig. I will literally vomit up Pepsi Max Cherry and the ash I inhaled from my last cigarette if I utter an ounce of falsehood.

This domain is like a line of coke to me. Cleared out the cob-webs. Cob-web free brain. We're running at full efficacy. Stick the fucking banana skins and half filled beer cans in the DeLorean's Mr Fusion. Where we're going we don't need roads. Or free-Wix domains. Suck my hard cock, Wix, and shove that purple banner about building a website up your arse. We're unleashing chaos.

No holds barred blogs. Blogs about everything and anything. One thing's for sure. They're coming at you thick and fast, loaded with similes, metaphors, swear-words and misinformed, uneducated opinions. So buckle up, kids. Daddy's had four beers and you can hear the car keys a-jangling.

Unless of course, I kill myself, start a podcast or just forget to blog one day. Also weekends are probably a write-off. Sorry.